I wrote my first play a few decades ago. It is called MARATHON and was co-written and performed by Robert Sian. Over the years Robert and I performed the show in a number of different countries over 500 times. The strangest performance was in New York in a strange club where we followed a short two-person musical about fist-fucking a horse. We had to share the stage with a rabbit. We managed to get through to the interval when it was suggested we quit while we were ahead.

Robert has directed a very successful version of the show in Flemish which toured for two years.

We are to work on a follow-up show called MARATHON 5-0, later this year.

I shall be adding photos and descriptions to this page over the next few years.

But first a shot from one of my earliest attempts at directing – Waiting For Godot c. 1977

Meanwhile here is a not necessarily complete list of my theatre plays.

RUTH ERECT

LOVE-A PSYCHOLOGICAL PERVERSITY

PILE OF DOGS

THE WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL SEXY WORLD OF THEATRE

MESS

PHIL NOIR

INTERCOURSE

BING SINGS

FLUX

HEARTLAND

F…ACCESS ALL AREAS

SKEETER AND THE BOY

BAD MANNERS

THE UNDERPANT REVUE

ON YOUR BIKE

CLOUDBUSTER

SILENTS PLEASE!

GREAT EXPECTATIONS (after Dickens)

WHAT’S THE MATA HARI?

TARARA BOOM

STRUTTIN’ & FRETTIN’

PASSION

ECHT BRECHT

NAXOS

CLAIRE WALDOFF

A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

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